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[FONT=verdana][SIZE=3]I'm "very old school" about dicks and cum. Unless I decide otherwise, the cum goes in me and never on me. That means you don't get to take the dick out of my mouth and cum on my face - I will hurt you for that. I can forgive accidents; I've had guys blow their load before I've gotten my mouth around them. I've had guys lose it before they could get it in my ass. Once, I had a guy lose it... and I was only sucking his balls as a warm up.

It happens. That facial thing? Ain't feeling any of that. If you feel the need to jerk yourself off, okay, I understand that... but you'd better not aim that thing at me when you bust. You can cum in my mouth and I might spit it out - it's still an acquired taste and all that.

So if busting a nut in someone's face is your idea of fun, you've got the wrong guy. Condoms...

Okay, I've sucked a few dicks with condoms... and I fucking hate it. I don't like the way they taste and most condoms are lubricated... and the lubrication contains a spermicide and, well, my mouth doesn't like that shit one bit; it makes my mouth numb and it's irritating to me. Flavored condoms? Tried them, too... nastiest shit I've ever tasted because most contain an artificial sweetener and that's a taste I've never gotten close to getting used to. I've had guys fuck me with one and that's fine but using one to suck a dick with?

Not gonna happen. Now, I understand some guys wanna be safe but I can assure you that you're gonna be very safe with me because I do get tested but if you have doubts - and I won't be offended if you do, well, nothing is going to happen because me and condoms - when sucking dick - just don't get along with each other and, yeah, if you do pull out a condom, you just might get me thinking there's something wrong with your dick that you neglected to tell me about. I can and will accept the risks of sucking on your dick without one and, besides, dicks taste better without one and feel better in my mouth because the taste and feel of the dick just works for me.

So lose the condom - you won't regret it.[/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=verdana][SIZE=3]I've probably had as much dick as I've had pussy... and I've had a lot of pussy and there's a lot of similarities between sucking cock and eating pussy and I learned early on that if you can suck a dick, you can eat a pussy and, likewise, if you can eat a pussy, it's not that much more difficult to suck a dick. And, yeah... I've sucked on clits that were just fucking huge and very dick-like. Heavenly... just fucking heavenly.

One of the things I learned about dick is that sometimes, their owners have... issues about their dick. Too big, not big enough, looks ugly or even fugly to them and, sometimes, just not a dick a woman wants to be bothered with for some reason. Getting dick online can be a cluster fuck and more so when a lot of guys are looking for really big dicks to play with and those with big dicks seem to believe their size and girth is a major selling point but experience has taught me that size doesn't matter and I've yet to come across a dick I couldn't suck or, when I was heavily into it, take in my ass. It makes me frown and make other faces to converse with a guy and during the negotiations, he says he doesn't have a huge cock... and like that really matters. Let's see: You have a dick, right? It works? It's healthy? Okay - what's the problem here? Do you wanna get together so I can suck it or not?

Dicks. More of them than I can count. All kinds of dicks. Great owners and some owners that need - or needed - to be punched in the face or otherwise put in their place. Does the guy matter? Sure he does... but not all that much. Fell in love with a guy and his dick was, well, perfect and the good part was that I think I loved his cock before I realized that I loved all of him. Loved to touch it. Loved to suck it. Had to get rough with him to get him to fuck me with it and talked to him for untold hours trying to understand why he wouldn't want to use his perfect dick and as it was meant to be used... other than to be sucked and fondled.

I've sucked dicks that the owners didn't want to be sucked... because I can be assertive like that. I've "coerced" guys to cum "too soon" and, wow, were they unhappy or what? I've patiently - but usually impatiently - waiting and worked to get a guy to cum and I've rarely failed to get a guy to cum but, yep, couldn't manage it with some guys... but I still got to touch it, to suck it, even tried to get it in my ass because maybe that'll make them lose their load.

I have what I think is the simplest requirements: Is it clean and healthy? Does it work? Is he my idea of an asshole? Is he of legal age to consent to sex? I've had to add one, sad to say: If you don't suck dick, don't even ask me to do anything with yours and, really, once you tell me that you don't suck dick, the conversation is over. I'm primarily a cock sucker; it really was my very first "love" because it was the first thing I experienced. Not many guys can meet my more... detailed requirements to be able to fuck me but I think that given how long I've been playing with dick, I've earned the right and paid my dues to be picky about that.

Fifty-five years of playing with dick and pussy... and I've never had an STD and, to be honest? Worst thing I've ever "suffered" was getting the runs after swallowing down the load of certain guys. Yeah... that's not fun but since I know why their stuff gave me the runs, eh, I don't worry about it. Are there some things I won't do with a dick? Sure! I won't even try to get two of them in my mouth or my ass - there is a point even I won't go beyond. I've been spit-roasted and gang-banged and if you've never had a dick in your mouth and one in your ass, well, ya should try it at least once in your life; it's quite the experience. You should also try fucking a woman and with a dick in your mouth and another in your ass - it really and seriously fucks with your ability to concentrate and focus like you wouldn't believe.

Share a dick with someone? Been there, done that. In fact, if there's something that can be done with dick that I haven't done, it's probably because I didn't want to do it. I'm an "old school" cock sucker, which means I don't need your help sucking your dick so that face fucking and choking/gagging thing? Don't even think about it because I will hurt you and hurt you bad. Still, I'm an equal opportunity cock sucker; I don't care where you're from, don't give a fuck about the color of your skin, and I sure as fuck don't give a damn about the size of your dick.

Does it work? Is it clean and healthy? You old enough to legally consent to this? Do you suck dick? We can do something... as long as you're not my idea of an asshole. The bad news? Not many men can pass that last thing because if nothing else, playing with dick has made me an excellent judge of character, that and I know a sick dick when I see one.


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[FONT=verdana][SIZE=3]I once sucked off nine of my friends in a kind of round-robin suck fest; I once had those same nine guys fuck me in a round-robin fuck fest because, um, it was fun and we didn't have anything more constructive to do. I've participated in quite a few orgies that got so involved that I would be having sex with a woman and dealing with a dick at the same time.

I've been in threesomes and foursomes that started out with the guys "keeping their hands to themselves" and then having that rule thrown out the window; it's pretty surprising but cool to be in the moment, mouth open and gasping for air... then a dick you didn't even think you'd do anything other than seeing it slides into your mouth or a guy grabs your hand and wraps it around his dick. I've teamed up with someone to suck a dick, which is fun and not so much since one would prefer to be the only one sucking it but, okay - teamwork makes the dream work and makes a guy cum anyway.

I've tasted cum that has been beyond delicious... and cum that, given a choice, I'd rather eat liver than to taste that spunk again. I've swallowed more than I've spit out and sometimes I haven't let the guy cum in my mouth, not because I was worried about being safe but I get a kick out of watching a guy shoot his load sometimes.

I can't begin to put a number to the times when I've turned down a dick and when I needed to play with one, not always because the owner's health was questionable but because he just didn't feel right, that thing you can't put a finger on but you know something ain't right like you know your own name, teaching me something very damned important: Dick is good and wonderful... but some guys are just total assholes.

I've sucked dick or have been fucked just to stop the guy from bugging me about it and, as such, I can't begin to put a number to the many times I've been in such a situation and found myself wishing he'd hurry up and cum while kicking my own ass for going along with it in the first place. Hell, I even got raped once; drugged and tied up and used all kinds of way before recovering, escaping, and trying to kill the guy... but the dick was very good and if that sounds crazy, I'd agree with you but, yeah, the dick was very good despite the situation.

My greatest disappointment about dicks? Taking 41 years before sucking an uncut dick. I've jerked them off, have had them in my ass... never sucked one and, truth be told, had I been more... attentive, the guy I did wind up sucking off wouldn't have gotten sucked because his uncut dick would have been a deal-breaker. But, okay, sure - an uncut dick is still a dick and you can make them hard and soften them with your mouth... as long as you get that foreskin out of the way and I do kick my own ass for taking so long to get over my dislike - and a dislike I still have but have learned to ignore.

Gay dick. Formerly straight dick. Bi guy dick and, once, she-male dick; talk about a shock to your system? To me, it's just a guy with tits who might even look like a girl... but it was still a dick and I know what to do with a dick.[/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=verdana][SIZE=3]One guy was a whopping 13" and, yes, I did measure him. Sucking him was an adventure as much as a challenge and I was quite proud of myself to be able to swallow pretty much all of that dick without choking, gagging, or passing out due to lack of oxygen. The good part is he just laid there and let me do it instead of "helping" me. Later, when he was fucking me - and something I was really worried about - wow; I barely noticed that I had 13" of dick buried in my ass because he was so gentle. But, okay, let's not do that again.

One guy was a whopping 3" fully erect and, well, let's say that I had the best time ever sucking dick since I could eat all of his dick [B]and[/B] his balls in one gulp. Size doesn't matter; he brought a huge load when I did him in and it was so good that instead of releasing him, I went back for seconds and would have gone back for thirds had he literally not passed out.

Dicks belonging to guys I knew and some I knew very, very well; dicks belonging to total strangers and sometimes the moment didn't allow for us to find out each other's name. I can't begin to list the places I've had dick, both indoors and outdoors, in cars, trucks, and on buses as well as a couple of times, 35,000 feet in the air. Indeed, during a very long flight to Japan (my second visit there) I managed to suck three dicks while my women (two of the three of them) slept, not because I was starving for dick or sex but there's not much to keep yourself occupied during an 18 hour flight.

Sometimes I was in the right place at the right time, sometimes I was minding my own business and not even thinking about dick; sometimes I'd find myself hoping that the vibe I was picking up on what the right vibe and sometimes I've been taken totally by surprise to get a dick I would have never dreamed its owner would let me - or any other guy - play with.

Experienced and inexperienced guys; young guys, older guys, guys my age give or take a year or so. Of course, growing up, I had a lot of dick from friends, "strangers," adults and even relatives because I had learned early on that you can suck any dick (and have it in your ass) if its owner didn't have a problem with it... and you kinda get surprised at how many dick owners don't give a fuck about anything other than having their dick played with in some way and busting a nut.[/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=verdana][SIZE=3]I can't begin to count the number of dicks I've had in my hand, in my mouth, and/or in my ass (or close enough for government work). Big ones; fat ones; small ones, skinny ones; long, stupidly long, amazingingly short; white, Black, Hispanic, Oriental, cut and uncut.

I can't begin to put a number to the amount of sperm I've caused guys to release, from a tiny bit to, whoa - where did all of that come from! Last week, I sucked a guy off and he "cheated;" he had jerked off before my arrival so when he did bust, well, I felt cheated to put in all that work for such a small return. But he was happy with everything and, in turn, made me happy as I fed him my load.

I can't begin to add up all the time I've spent sucking a guy off but it's been anywhere between thirty seconds to an hour and a half. Sometimes it's been time well spent while, at other times, fuck - why did I even bother to do this? Oh, that's right - I love sucking dick and I'm never gonna know how it's gonna turn out until I suck it.

I think about this... and I'm sometimes tickled pink about it or somewhat "appalled" at how many dicks I've gotten hard and then made soft in some way since I first had a hard dick in my mouth but from first to last, my experiences with dick has spanned decades.

Decades. From a lot of places in the US to the UK to Japan; for that last country, it's amazing how you can get into something with someone who doesn't speak your language and you don't speak theirs... but dicks work the same way no matter of country of origin. I've jerked guys off, sucked them off, had them cutting loose inside me and even making a mess between my butt cheeks and so many times that when I get to read, hear, or listen to others talking about dick and their preferences, eh, it makes me roll my eyes because if there's nothing I've learned over the fifty-four years I've been dealing with dick, it's that size doesn't matter... but the dude attached to it does.[/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=verdana][SIZE=3]To tell you there is no shame in being bisexual and no matter how you became bisexual. It's sex and we are biologically driven to have sex. The rules say who we can have sex with, when we can, even why we can and while the rules do serve some people quite well, for bisexuals? Eh, not so much, do they?

I've spent so much time having sex - and particularly with men - that if there's something two guys can do and I haven't done it, it's probably because I didn't want to. Sucking dick? The only thing better is eating pussy. Getting screwed in the ass? Yeah - strangely pleasurable when it's assumed there's no way it can feel good... except some of us have screwed women in the ass so, in theory, screwing a guy in the ass shouldn't be that big of a deal... and being screwed, well, if nothing else, you find out why women like being screwed... and why they kinda hate it, too.

Maybe you didn't learn about sex like I did and maybe ya didn't start digging deep to find out why you got that taste for dick. Maybe the "I" word was involved; maybe a "grown up" introduced you to this and maybe you even feel some kind of way about that. It's sex and, again, in its purest form, where it doesn't matter if you have it with a man or a woman as long as you're doing it and continue to find it pleasurable.

I have no shame and no regrets about any of what I learned and how I learned it. I'm still a little miffed that this knowledge wasn't laid on me early on and that I had to find out on my own about sex. Yeah, some of the ways I learned wasn't fun but even in that, I still learned something about sex and people that continues to be so very important today. I'm not really an amoral person: There are some sexual things I just will not do... but there's a lot of sexual things I will do like giving a guy a blow job and just because we're both there and it can be done... then turn right around and get some pussy and revel in it... and turn around again and bask in the feelings of having a hard cock in my ass and feeling him busting a nut in me... because what's the point in having sex if you're not gonna enjoy it or feel bad about it?

Does this make me... weird? Probably in the eyes of some... and I don't let that bother me. Man or woman doesn't matter but having sex does and since it can be done regardless of the "partner in crime," then why not? NSA sex? Nothing wrong with it other than it's frowned upon - it's supposedly empty and meaningless, right? But it really isn't and that, too, is something I learned a long time ago now. Is it risky? Sure it is... but sex is and always has been risky even if you just have it the straight way and, yeah, even with someone you know well since ya can't be 100% sure if you're the only person they're having sex with and even what they're doing to themselves when they pleasure themselves. Should one worry about it? Yes... and not so much. Always be aware and employ some common sense: If ya gotta do it, do it as safely as you can with condoms and if you can't, well, don't.

Duh. Don't be ashamed of being bisexual or anything you've done or might want to do. It's having sex and we need to have sex so anyway you can do it, well, it's got to be a good thing, right? And then you learn some shit that you might not have learned had you not become bisexual.[/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=verdana][SIZE=3]My mother's lecture that night revealed that she never asked me if I'd already been having sex with other boys; maybe she just assumed that I was and, in that moment, wasn't the point so much. I found it... laughable when she said that the next time I felt the need to have sex, I should use my hand... and this was after her and my father strenuously said that I shouldn't do that - hairy palms, going blind, you've probably heard this, too.

She just didn't want me having sex - period... but even she assumed that I didn't know "anything" about having sex, let alone doing it in a "responsible" way. Except, I did know and, again, I knew it way before I was supposedly old enough to really understand it: I just understood it in ways that no adult or parent wants their child to ever know about. I understood it in its purest form: People need to have sex and there's no "certain age" when this need shows up and, yeah, you can have sex with both boys and girls... any boy or girl.

I listen to my wife ranting and raving over sex stuff she reads in her urban books she loves to read, most of which is as illicit as anything you can imagine and lots of incest and homosexual sex happening. I mean, she gets seriously offended to the point where she'll ask me why guys do this, that, or the other just to bust a nut... and I tell her... and she gets even more pissed about whatever she read.

This is the same woman who knows I'm bisexual and has seen me having sex with men and women and, oh, yeah, I've seen her eating pussy and taking the dick, too. It's not like she doesn't know about sex like I do because she does - but the fact that she - and others, really - can be so offended at sex being done in its purest form just baffles me at times.

If you know people can have sex and in all the ways it can be done, does it make sense to be offended by it? I know why but, yeah, I don't see the sense in it. I am, like many of you here, bisexual... because it's pretty normal to be bisexual and no matter how you got to be bisexual. Am I ashamed of how I learned about all of this? [B]Not one bit[/B]. I understand the morality just as well as everyone else does... I just don't "give a shit" about it because I know it is, at best, incorrect and incomplete. I learned that it's designed to stop us from having sex the way we can have sex and, yes - I learned that the rules don't work the way they're supposed to.

Why tell y'all about this?[/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=verdana][SIZE=3]At this point, let me backtrack a few decades, if you don't mind. I've told you about the time my brother and I got caught having sex and one of the things I wondered about after that incident was what made my mother come to our room when she did? We'd gotten good at being very, very quiet when we'd decide to go at each other in the dead of night and that time wasn't any different. I figured that the law of averages would suggest that if you're doing something like this over a given period of time, you're eventually going to get caught. Now, I'm not saying that she had been suspicious and I can't confirm nor deny the fact that maybe she just woke up and did hear something. But let me tell you something I thought was important as she read me the riot act.

She said that she knew that something like this would happen and had hoped (and prayed) that it wouldn't. [B]She knew it[/B]. She said that she knew that my wanting to have sex would make me force my brother to have sex with me and, well, she got that part wrong but I wasn't going to try to correct her perception. And while I kinda tuned out a lot of what she had to say, I couldn't get over or pass the fact that she knew we were gonna have sex with each other. Again, here's an adult telling me they knew about something that they didn't want us to know about even though, yeah, I already knew about it and probably more than she was aware of... or maybe she was and just never said anything until she busted us that night. My mind asked that if she knew we were gonna do it at some point, what's the big deal about it? A rhetorical question, of course, because I knew what the big deal was... but, again, I was learning something about sex and the attitudes about it.

It wasn't as much about the "I" word as it was about having sex and that push to make sure that boys only had sex with girls and then only under specific conditions. Well, okay - the "I word" stuff was mentioned - it's a sin - but I was... offended hearing her telling me that I didn't know what I was doing and even more offended because she didn't get into why screwing my brother was a sin - even if I already knew why.

I learned that it's what we're not told or taught about sex that gets us in the most trouble. I learned that when it comes to sex, we can be pretty ignorant about it and seriously "funny" about it, too. And I wouldn't have learned this when I did were I not already quite bisexual and in a position - literally at times - to experience sex in a great many ways.[/SIZE][/FONT]