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[FONT=verdana][SIZE=3]After some arguing, I learned that her older sister had “ran off” with a Black guy who promised her the world and didn’t deliver, leaving her in pretty bad shape. I didn’t try to defend that asshole one bit which, I guess, made her cut me a little slack. Then, out of nowhere, she said, “He promised to go down on her... but he never did because you people don’t eat pussy.”

”That’s bullshit,” I said. “I’ve been eating pussy since I was ten!”

”Prove it!” she said and, well, not only did improve it but we were a little late coming back from the break.

My fellow trumpeters, who by necessity sat next to me, wrinkled their noses and the guy who played 2nd trumpet with me leaned over and said, “You lucky motherfucker - you got laid!”

I refused to reveal which of the many ladies in the band dropped their panties for me... and that day of band camp continued with even more music stuff.

Any of you who’ve been to band camp knows what I’m talking about.

We all had lunch “together” courtesy of our director who was, I guess, smart enough to let us leave the school grounds because we might not come back. The girl? Well, she hung out with her section (woodwinds) but would look my way every so often and smile and I’d smile right back. Girl had some good pussy and she helped prove the stereotype that all white girls suck dick.

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[FONT=verdana][SIZE=3]Loved this line from the movie... but for me, it’s valid. I first learned to play the trumpet when I was 7 and always played in the school band and orchestra so when I got to high school, well, band camp was a given s we could work on new music and delve deep into music theory.

Pretty boring shit even for a bunch of talented musicians but it counted toward our grades, so...

So this one time, at band camp, I got to have sex with a girl and her brother, pretty much the epitome of bisexual sex. The girl? Eh, she couldn’t stand me and let’s be polite and say she had... color issues. We’d taken a half hour break, mostly to clear our heads and to move around - we couldn’t leave the school until lunch and certain areas of the school were locked down so there was a limit to where we could roam and I... shit, I was having a bad moment over a technique I couldn’t quite get the hang of so I went to the auditorium to chill out... only to find the girl who didn’t like me already there.

I was gonna leave... but I wanted to know why she didn’t like me when I’d been nothing but nice and polite to her, both in class and, well, we were Band, a family of sorts.
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[FONT=verdana][SIZE=3]Okay - we talk a lot about what we prefer; men or women, dick or pussy and, I'm sorry, my mind doesn't work like that. It's not a matter of choice in that sense; I love pussy... and I love dick... and I "prefer" to have one or the other... or both and, yep, I've had both a whole lot of times. More times than I can count, I've given a guy a blow job... and turned right around minutes later with my head - and dick - between some woman's legs. I've been in threesomes, foursomes, at swinging parties and a couple of orgies where I could get dick and pussy like it's on a buffet.

Because I'm really bisexual and bisexual without a preference of one over the other. "Do you like dick or pussy more?" And my answer is always, "Yes!" "Do you prefer men or women?" "Yes!" You see, all of what I've experienced taught me not to discriminate like that; sure, there are people I wouldn't have sex with if they needed it to save their lives - that's just the way shit is sometimes. But if you're okay with me, male or female, sure - we can have some kind of sex and because I love sex and I happen to be bisexual, too.

I can take what I've learned about sex with men and women and apply it to both. Sometimes it works perfectly, sometimes it doesn't - but it doesn't change the fact that I can't apply what I've learned in this... unified way. If I've learned anything, it's that anyone can fuck - it's not that "difficult" but not everyone can master the arts of sucking dick and eating pussy.

Still think that had I not become bisexual when I did, I might not have learned any of this and gotten to understand sex as I do. Some people hear of how I got introduced to dick and they feel sorry for me, tell me that I was abused and molested... and I vigorously disagree with that because what happened changed my life forever when it came to love, sex, and even relationships. That man who paid me to stick his cock in my mouth and ass? He did me a favor and taught me some valuable lessons that, as an "after-effect" got me a lot of pussy as much as it got me a lot of dick.

The few people I know that I've shared my experiences with my siblings have looked at me like I'm the worst person ever... and maybe they're right about that but it happened and cannot ever be changed... but it continued my education not only about sex but how the way we have sex ties into just being human. I'm not some kind of "sexual dynamo" - I have my shortcomings just like everyone else does... but I am very good at what I do and I always give 100% to the effort. Sometimes I fail - it happens - but not for a lack of trying and employing everything being bisexual has taught me about having sex, that having sex with a man isn't all that different from having sex with a woman at the core of things.

I just prefer to have sex... and with anyone, male or female. No real or defined preferences. Not much in the way of inhibitions and, well, my moral compass hasn't always been in the "correct" position when it comes to having sex. I'm bisexual; I don't have an off-switch. Give me pussy and I'm happy; give me dick and I'm just as happy. Having so much sex with women has taught me how to have sex with men, something that, perhaps, we don't tend to think as being related.

It's more related than you know.[/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=verdana][SIZE=3]And all because I was bisexual and, as such, learned some shit about sex that a lot of guys and gals didn't know; well, let's truthfully say that they knew about us mythical switch-hitters but never had any experiences of their own. While a lot of girls would look at me with disgust because I could suck dick, some of them came to, ah, appreciate my experience with dicks when it got applied to them.

I still think that had I not been introduced to dick, I wouldn't have had the... push to find out and do everything about having sex that I could learn and do. To be bisexual, to me, meant that one had to know and learn not only about how to have the sex but how to be in a frame of mind that made having sex "easier." I wouldn't admit to "everyone" that I went both ways and, unlike a lot of guys, I learned not to make promises I might not be able to keep.

A married woman I knew stepped to me one day and said, "I hear you're really good at eating pussy - any truth to that?" I had a few scant seconds to either confirm or deny this... and kinda backpedaled by saying, "I haven't had anyone complain about it to my face." She nodded and said, "I need to find out so let's go."

WTF? She's married! Off-limits! All the horror stories about pissed off husbands looking for revenge and retribution! But there I was, ten minutes later, with my head between her legs and eating her like it was my last meal - and if we'd gotten caught, it just might have been. She came god only knows how many times - I lost count after eight times - and she was lying there gasping and said something really relevant to me:

"You eat pussy like I suck dick," she said as I prepared to enter her. "You suck dick, don't you?"

No point in denying it, huh? I said that I did and have been for the longest time - then fucked her to the best of my ability. Okay, why did I get to eat her? Her husband flat out refused to go down on her. How did she hear that I was a pussy-eating fiend? Damned if I know. But my bisexuality scored some major points with her so I could get that pussy two more times before shit started to get more serious than it should have been.

I reasoned that if it didn't care about the dick I was sucking - except those fugly uncut one - it didn't matter when it came to eating pussy - any pussy. Young, old, married, single, race, color, body shape, etc. - none of that made a difference. And this mindset got me more pussy than I can account for, from one-night stand kinds of things to being married myself and, yeah, being in an open marriage didn't hurt one bit.

Did my bisexuality matter? Not so much most of the time. Sure, some women avoided me like the plague and, sure, it was hurtful having to hear what they had to say about it but, I guess I was lucky to be able to get pussy from women who didn't care that I could suck a dick, you know, as long as I was willing and able to pleasure them. Why could I eat pussy as good as I could? Years of practice... and I can suck dick.

Do you know how it feels to have a guy tell you than you can suck dick better than any woman they know? Major ego trip, to be sure... but if ya think I'm that good at it, it's because I'm also a pussy-eating fiend so in my mind, the two things are most definitely related.

I often laugh to myself to think that when I die, people are gonna say a lot of things about me but the one thing they couldn't say is that I didn't know how to have sex. One woman told me that I was an obnoxious asshole... but I could fuck and eat pussy like it was nobody's business. Another told me to my face that when it came to actual fucking, eh, I could use a few lessons... but I could eat pussy and better than anyone they knew.

You know you're at the top of your oral sex game when women who have never been eaten wants you to eat them, or women who say they've never had an orgasm like that - and couldn't - find out that they could have mind blowing orgasms... and because I know it isn't always easy to get a guy to bust a nut so you just gotta keep at it until they either bust or you just wear them out.

You learn to "master" this, you learn to "master" eating pussy... and for me, it got me a lot of pussy. And it still does.[/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=verdana][SIZE=3]Being bisexual actually made it "easier" for me to get pussy, not totally because I really was a fiend about eating pussy but because it changed my whole outlook about sex - period. I learned what girls liked and I could easily compare it to what guys liked and while a lot of guys lied like rugs to get some pussy, I didn't have to - well, not as much as my peers had to. Sure - I had to beg and plead just like any other guy had to but, more often or not, I got the pussy because, I think, I could do two things that the majority of guys couldn't and wouldn't do:

I could suck cock [B]and[/B] eat pussy. I even had an... advantage that I'd say most of my peers didn't have: Two people living with me that I could practice and hone my skills on. I never spoke about that, of course, but whenever I was asked about eating pussy, all I'd say was that I had a lot of opportunities to practice.

And because of that... advantage, I learned that outside of the obvious physical differences, sucking cock and eating pussy used a lot of the same techniques and especially when you wrapped your lips around a girl's clitty which is, simply put, a girl's dick. My sister was a tough taskmaster when it came to going down on her and I lost count of how many times she'd slap me in the head and tell me I was doing something wrong... and wouldn't let me stop until I did it right. Hell, I went down on her six times one Saturday because she'd think of something she wanted me to do with my mouth and tongue and, a couple of times, got mad at me because I couldn't quite get whatever she wanted as right as she thought it should be.

It just made sense to me to apply the things I was being "forced" to learn about eating pussy to sucking dick - and with spectacular results most of the time. Guys were busting huge nuts and sometimes a lot faster than they would have liked... or I could prolong their pleasure beyond what they expected. I'd learn some shit while sucking cock... and apply them to eating pussy... and would have girls looking at me like I tried to kill them or trying to escape as I chowed down on them, having multiple orgasms and literally begging me to stop and fuck them.

It would be my pleasure... because of your pleasure, my dear.

I was getting pussy even when I "didn't want to;" I'd get to eat and fuck girls who normally wouldn't give me the time of day. It was, I think, a combination of what being bisexual taught me about having sex and what I was understanding about sex and my very open attitude about it. A lot of my male peers thought my "successes" in this was just because I was willing to bury my face between a girl's legs... but that was only part of the whole story and a part many of my male peers didn't need to know about... and sometimes they'd find out why I was getting more pussy than they were and, often, from girls who kinda/sorta didn't like me... but I could and would eat pussy and, yeah, I'd do it without getting to put my dick it them.[/SIZE][/FONT]

[SIZE=3][FONT=verdana]I've always been of a mind that if my... induced bisexuality had never happened when it did, I wouldn't have been all that prepared to eat at the Y and with great enthusiasm and purpose. Oh, I would have eventually learned it - we all pretty much do - but having a leg up on the other guys? Priceless... and fruitful. I was getting pussy and I didn't even have to work hard or beg to get it. I'm not going to pretend to know how damn near all of the girls in my 'hood found out that I could lick pussy really good but they did.[/FONT]

[FONT=verdana]I did suspect that my sister had something to do with that but she never confirmed or denied the allegation.[/FONT]

[FONT=verdana]Some of the girls knew I was doing it with boys, too... and they found it exciting or, at the least, interesting. Some would be of a mind that if I was doing it to boys, I didn't, couldn't or even wouldn't do it to a girl - but they'd give me a chance to prove them right or wrong... and found out that they were wrong and, I think, delightfully so since I not only had a rather big dick... but I could eat pussy like a fiend.[/FONT]

[FONT=verdana]Later in my life, a woman asked me why I was so good at eating pussy; she knew I was bi and I told her that one of the things that, as she said, makes me good at it is because I know how to suck dick. She sat there and thought about that for a moment before she said, "Shit... every dude should suck dick so they can be better at eating pussy!"[/FONT]

[FONT=verdana]I tended to agree. By the time I got to high school, um, my reputation preceded me and there wasn't a time in my high school life that I suffered "the drought" like a lot of other guys suffered through... because I was more than willing to give a girl head. My peers would tease the shit out of me and gave me the unflattering nickname of "Taster's Choice" and thanks to a sexually-themed patch I wore on my Wrangler jacket. My birth sign in Libra and the sign on the patch clearly depicted a woman sitting on a man's face. Man, they ragged my ass about it and I'd sometimes wind up fighting behind it.[/FONT]

[FONT=verdana]Until I started "fighting back" by saying, "Yeah, I eat pussy... and I'm getting more pussy than you motherfuckers are getting!" It didn't take being as smart as I was to understand that if a girl would let me eat her pussy, fucking her was gonna happen even if they started out saying that I could only eat them. The more pussy I ate, the more pussy I got to fuck. I'd have girls I didn't know approach me in the hallways and ask, "Is it true you, um, eat at the Y?" and I'd say that it was true... and I'd get that pussy sooner if not later. It used to bother me hearing the whispering going on when walking the hallways or sitting in class; I had a reputation that spread through the school like wildfire and, to most, it wasn't a good rep.[/FONT]

[FONT=verdana]But I was getting pussy. Lots of pussy. And, again, because I was bisexual which increased my sexual knowledge and, yeah, because I was really good at sucking dicks. Now, some of my high school peers knew I could have sex with guys but they didn't hold that against me so much and, I guess, because they were more focused on my reputation of being a fiend about eating pussy and, in this, I was either a nasty motherfucker for being so willing to put my mouth on a girl's pussy... or the luckiest motherfucker ever born.

Shit... I still remember my father telling me to never do that...[/FONT][/SIZE]

[FONT=verdana][SIZE=3]Here, in this place, we are a group of bisexual men talking about being bisexual men and pretty much everything related to things M2M... but now's a good time to talk about the other side of us:

Women. Pussy. Just like I said in my last writing, I've lost track of how many women I've had sex with. Sometimes I can remember their names or I just see their faces; sometimes I can't remember how or why we wound up having sex but I can, oddly, remember that we did.

It's known that when we're young, bleh, our impressions of girls ain't what I'd call favorable... until we get to a certain point in our lives when we realize that girls ain't as yucky as we first thought and now we're on a mission to get between their legs and by any means necessary. Maybe I, like other boys, thought girls were a pain in the ass - my sister sure as hell was - but I really don't remember that period of time before the day a girl taught me how to fuck her and my life changed forever... well, until a short time later I got introduced to dick.

That just made my interest in that sex thing even greater and greater still when, a scant two years later, I found out - with the help of my sister - that girls liked having their pussies licked and sometimes more than being fucked and just as I had when I learned that sucking on a guy's dick was a whole lot of fun, I ran with it like I was The Flash. What does this have to do with being bisexual?

Everything since, um, ya can't "bat from both side" without pussy being involved. It's the thing that, these days, people who are hating on bisexuals don't even think about since they're more focused on the gay things we can do. Probably unlike a lot of guys, I had few problems getting a girl to open her legs for me: All I had to do was tell them that I'd give their pussy a really good licking and those panties would hit the floor so fast it wasn't funny and, for me, eating their pussies wasn't all that different from sucking a guy's dick... so it made sense to me - even at the age I was - that if I could be good at sucking a dick, being good at eating a pussy was a skill set I had to learn.

I'd learn that anyone with a dick could fuck a girl silly... but not every guy was good at eating pussy and if they even did it at all.[/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=verdana][SIZE=3]I'm "very old school" about dicks and cum. Unless I decide otherwise, the cum goes in me and never on me. That means you don't get to take the dick out of my mouth and cum on my face - I will hurt you for that. I can forgive accidents; I've had guys blow their load before I've gotten my mouth around them. I've had guys lose it before they could get it in my ass. Once, I had a guy lose it... and I was only sucking his balls as a warm up.

It happens. That facial thing? Ain't feeling any of that. If you feel the need to jerk yourself off, okay, I understand that... but you'd better not aim that thing at me when you bust. You can cum in my mouth and I might spit it out - it's still an acquired taste and all that.

So if busting a nut in someone's face is your idea of fun, you've got the wrong guy. Condoms...

Okay, I've sucked a few dicks with condoms... and I fucking hate it. I don't like the way they taste and most condoms are lubricated... and the lubrication contains a spermicide and, well, my mouth doesn't like that shit one bit; it makes my mouth numb and it's irritating to me. Flavored condoms? Tried them, too... nastiest shit I've ever tasted because most contain an artificial sweetener and that's a taste I've never gotten close to getting used to. I've had guys fuck me with one and that's fine but using one to suck a dick with?

Not gonna happen. Now, I understand some guys wanna be safe but I can assure you that you're gonna be very safe with me because I do get tested but if you have doubts - and I won't be offended if you do, well, nothing is going to happen because me and condoms - when sucking dick - just don't get along with each other and, yeah, if you do pull out a condom, you just might get me thinking there's something wrong with your dick that you neglected to tell me about. I can and will accept the risks of sucking on your dick without one and, besides, dicks taste better without one and feel better in my mouth because the taste and feel of the dick just works for me.

So lose the condom - you won't regret it.[/SIZE][/FONT]