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Aug 31, 2010, 9:08 AM
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After all the recent (and upcoming) hype about "bromance," the "Sex and the City" negativity about people who "should just pick a side," and recurrent media trendiness portraying bisexuality for its shock value, I want to post flyers all over San Francisco.
They'd read:
"MISSING: INVISIBLE BISEXUAL"
A couple years back at the gay porn awards at the Castro Theater, I wrote here about being hit on by a straight-identified, so-called "gay for pay" porn performer. And I say "so-called" because that is how he calls himself, not because I'm trying to say anything else about a dude who groped me in front of 300 gay men -- not out of attraction, but seemingly to prove a point to his male coworkers -- that he was indeed straight and gay only for pay, and not bisexual. It wasn't hot, it felt like bi-phobia and by extension, homophobia. The question is, when is bisexuality an agenda, and when is it a valid sexual orientation?
Personally, I blame the gays. No. I take that back. I blame the straight community, wherever they are -- oh, right, they're all around us like "Invasion of the Body Snatchers." Except now I think I hear Kinsey yelling at me from the cryogenics lab in my basement unintentionally defrosting in the current heat wave. The thing is, most people don't think that bisexuals actually exist. But Kinsey made this neat scale, because he was a nerd, and yeah you might be a straight-as-a-stick "1" (whether or not you like sports or receiving anal sex) or a flaming, Perez-Hilton Kinsey "6" (also whether or not you like sports or receiving anal sex) but most of us bitches (and I mean you) reside somewhere in the middle.
So in all seriousness, I blame Kinsey for making us all a bunch of almost-homos. Because when you look at the stereotypes that came up in this sex ed branding session, you see that when it comes down to it (and Jesus Christ I hope someone's coming from it) bi men and women are treated with equal disdain by pretty much everyone. But what Kinsey proved through scientific method and data is that bisexuality isn't just valid, it's normal.
But what was most interesting to me was that after the gay-for-pay column went live, conversations in comments and on other blogs exploded about whether the gay-for-pay porn stars were indeed straight (as they identify) or bisexual, if not by proxy of practice. People got really, really upset about the issue. I got a mean and nasty letter from a somewhat homophobic gay-for-pay porn performer, who may have in fact had a "semi" when he hit "send." Please email me again, douchebag. I do not have enough comedy in my inbox.
Two things happened this week to bring up a whole host of issues around bisexuality -- male bisexuality, to be specific. Not gay men, not straight men. Unicorns. You see, we have to recognize bisexuals, and by gender, because the whole wide world seems to think bisexuals in general are just "confused." Which is just as idiotic assumption as thinking all women are bi on some level and are just waiting for the chance to make out. Like Girls Gone Mild, "gay until graduation" college girls, and chicks who read too much Maxim and want to make their boyfriends keep them around a minute longer. All these assumptions undermine the yumminess of bisexuality -- and its validity as an orientation that people live and celebrate.
Are you one of those people who subscribes to that set of assumptions in the last paragraph? That girls are bi and it's a given, that women do it with other girls, but guys must be doing girls for some other reason than it might be their sexual orientation, and thinking that bi men are actually gay, or "fence sitters?" If so, by the way, sexual orientation isn't a choice. You: hey, straight dude reading this and about to leave a snarky comment -- did you wake up one day when you were 17 and choose to be straight?
Speaking of stereotypes, here's what happened: This week I posted images from a sex ed sexual orientation exercise I participated in where a large, diverse group called out cultural assumptions and stereotypes about straight, bisexual, and gay men and women, and it was all written on white paper, like a sex-branding brainstorming session. These images caused a lot of sighing and teeth-gnashing and even personal offense both in real life and when posted on my Flickr account and my blog. People who identify as these sexual orientations had strong reactions to the things they were supposedly being called.
The stereotypes were sometimes funny -- under "gay" it said 92.7 -- but it was not always pretty. At the "male bisexual" point in the exercise, things came up such as "disease vector," "faker," "guyliner," "transvestite," "manties," "guyliner," "really gay," "can't decide," and of course, "doesn't exist." The point of the exercise was not to get off on hurling epithets, but to expose and defuse our pervasive perceptions about gender and orientation.
Then, a few days later, my friend Rachel Kramer Bussel wrote a thought-provoking article in The Daily Beast, How Male Bisexuality Got Cool. In it, she examined the new Hollywood obsession with "bromance" -- okay, they've always been obsessed with it but now they're out of the closet about it. A "bromance," as displayed in such films as "Superbad" and "I Love You, Man," is where male relationships are emotionally charged and intimate, looking as much like romantic relationships as the interaction between two straight men can look -- without sex, "of course." And still not be bisexual.
Except, of course, the term itself was appropriated from gay culture and gay blogs who were for years commenting on buddy movies for glaring, heterosexually-framed homoerotic content long before it became a joke/not joke. Or as Nathan Barley might have framed it, bromance became a thing that stupid people think is funny and that smart people think is suddenly cool --while totally missing the point that everyone's being completely clueless f--king idiots about the value of sexual orientation.
Straight people think girls are "experimenting" and it's acceptable. When they grow up to be women and declare their real, true bisexuality everyone gets all uncomfortable and wishes they'd just hurry up and choose a side already. Lesbians call them traitors or want to convert or bag them (trust me on this one), while straight dudes think it's hot as long as he's not threatened he's going to be replaced by a woman with masculine traits.
Meanwhile, men who state their sexual orientation as bisexual are pretty much either totally invisible (they might as well be unicorns). One commenter on my blog wrote, "I too am fed up with these common stereotypes! I'm a bisexual man and I'm tired of people telling me that I'm non-existent." Or, they're treated like suspicious criminals to gays and straights who wish they just would get off the fence and be fags or stop being all icky with guys and make some babies (already.) As seen in the stereotypes and assumptions exercise, bi men are also perceived as liars, cheaters, and disease carriers. They're the sexual minority within the sexual minority. No one wants them. Except when it becomes trendy for a minute. This minute, actually.
No one believes in bisexuality but everyone loves to fake it. Knock it off, all right? None of you are going to get invited to the next SFGate staff party with that attitude. It's okay, they never invite me either. So I guess we're all cool then.
Then again, some people like perceptions and stereotypes to be so very dead wrong. Some bisexuals expressed in comments on the stereotypes exercise that it's satisfying to be underestimated, in a way.
It was interesting to see "Burning Man" turn up in both male and female bisexual assumption/stereotype charts. Coulda hit that dust-crusted target with my eyes closed. It was truly fascinating to see "father" come up in "straight male" but not in "gay male" and "soccer mom" in "straight female" but nothing mom-like in "lesbian."
Just don't ask me to explain "manties." But "guyliner," no problem.
Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2009/04/23/violetblue0423.DTL#ixzz0yBV7FV6o
Violet Blue - Open Source Sex Archive | E-mail |
Bye Bye Bisexual
Violet Blue: Does bisexual fakery ruin it for the rest of us?
Violet Blue, special to SF Gate
VIOLET BLUE
More Violet Blue ยป
After all the recent (and upcoming) hype about "bromance," the "Sex and the City" negativity about people who "should just pick a side," and recurrent media trendiness portraying bisexuality for its shock value, I want to post flyers all over San Francisco.
They'd read:
"MISSING: INVISIBLE BISEXUAL"
A couple years back at the gay porn awards at the Castro Theater, I wrote here about being hit on by a straight-identified, so-called "gay for pay" porn performer. And I say "so-called" because that is how he calls himself, not because I'm trying to say anything else about a dude who groped me in front of 300 gay men -- not out of attraction, but seemingly to prove a point to his male coworkers -- that he was indeed straight and gay only for pay, and not bisexual. It wasn't hot, it felt like bi-phobia and by extension, homophobia. The question is, when is bisexuality an agenda, and when is it a valid sexual orientation?
Personally, I blame the gays. No. I take that back. I blame the straight community, wherever they are -- oh, right, they're all around us like "Invasion of the Body Snatchers." Except now I think I hear Kinsey yelling at me from the cryogenics lab in my basement unintentionally defrosting in the current heat wave. The thing is, most people don't think that bisexuals actually exist. But Kinsey made this neat scale, because he was a nerd, and yeah you might be a straight-as-a-stick "1" (whether or not you like sports or receiving anal sex) or a flaming, Perez-Hilton Kinsey "6" (also whether or not you like sports or receiving anal sex) but most of us bitches (and I mean you) reside somewhere in the middle.
So in all seriousness, I blame Kinsey for making us all a bunch of almost-homos. Because when you look at the stereotypes that came up in this sex ed branding session, you see that when it comes down to it (and Jesus Christ I hope someone's coming from it) bi men and women are treated with equal disdain by pretty much everyone. But what Kinsey proved through scientific method and data is that bisexuality isn't just valid, it's normal.
But what was most interesting to me was that after the gay-for-pay column went live, conversations in comments and on other blogs exploded about whether the gay-for-pay porn stars were indeed straight (as they identify) or bisexual, if not by proxy of practice. People got really, really upset about the issue. I got a mean and nasty letter from a somewhat homophobic gay-for-pay porn performer, who may have in fact had a "semi" when he hit "send." Please email me again, douchebag. I do not have enough comedy in my inbox.
Two things happened this week to bring up a whole host of issues around bisexuality -- male bisexuality, to be specific. Not gay men, not straight men. Unicorns. You see, we have to recognize bisexuals, and by gender, because the whole wide world seems to think bisexuals in general are just "confused." Which is just as idiotic assumption as thinking all women are bi on some level and are just waiting for the chance to make out. Like Girls Gone Mild, "gay until graduation" college girls, and chicks who read too much Maxim and want to make their boyfriends keep them around a minute longer. All these assumptions undermine the yumminess of bisexuality -- and its validity as an orientation that people live and celebrate.
Are you one of those people who subscribes to that set of assumptions in the last paragraph? That girls are bi and it's a given, that women do it with other girls, but guys must be doing girls for some other reason than it might be their sexual orientation, and thinking that bi men are actually gay, or "fence sitters?" If so, by the way, sexual orientation isn't a choice. You: hey, straight dude reading this and about to leave a snarky comment -- did you wake up one day when you were 17 and choose to be straight?
Speaking of stereotypes, here's what happened: This week I posted images from a sex ed sexual orientation exercise I participated in where a large, diverse group called out cultural assumptions and stereotypes about straight, bisexual, and gay men and women, and it was all written on white paper, like a sex-branding brainstorming session. These images caused a lot of sighing and teeth-gnashing and even personal offense both in real life and when posted on my Flickr account and my blog. People who identify as these sexual orientations had strong reactions to the things they were supposedly being called.
The stereotypes were sometimes funny -- under "gay" it said 92.7 -- but it was not always pretty. At the "male bisexual" point in the exercise, things came up such as "disease vector," "faker," "guyliner," "transvestite," "manties," "guyliner," "really gay," "can't decide," and of course, "doesn't exist." The point of the exercise was not to get off on hurling epithets, but to expose and defuse our pervasive perceptions about gender and orientation.
Then, a few days later, my friend Rachel Kramer Bussel wrote a thought-provoking article in The Daily Beast, How Male Bisexuality Got Cool. In it, she examined the new Hollywood obsession with "bromance" -- okay, they've always been obsessed with it but now they're out of the closet about it. A "bromance," as displayed in such films as "Superbad" and "I Love You, Man," is where male relationships are emotionally charged and intimate, looking as much like romantic relationships as the interaction between two straight men can look -- without sex, "of course." And still not be bisexual.
Except, of course, the term itself was appropriated from gay culture and gay blogs who were for years commenting on buddy movies for glaring, heterosexually-framed homoerotic content long before it became a joke/not joke. Or as Nathan Barley might have framed it, bromance became a thing that stupid people think is funny and that smart people think is suddenly cool --while totally missing the point that everyone's being completely clueless f--king idiots about the value of sexual orientation.
Straight people think girls are "experimenting" and it's acceptable. When they grow up to be women and declare their real, true bisexuality everyone gets all uncomfortable and wishes they'd just hurry up and choose a side already. Lesbians call them traitors or want to convert or bag them (trust me on this one), while straight dudes think it's hot as long as he's not threatened he's going to be replaced by a woman with masculine traits.
Meanwhile, men who state their sexual orientation as bisexual are pretty much either totally invisible (they might as well be unicorns). One commenter on my blog wrote, "I too am fed up with these common stereotypes! I'm a bisexual man and I'm tired of people telling me that I'm non-existent." Or, they're treated like suspicious criminals to gays and straights who wish they just would get off the fence and be fags or stop being all icky with guys and make some babies (already.) As seen in the stereotypes and assumptions exercise, bi men are also perceived as liars, cheaters, and disease carriers. They're the sexual minority within the sexual minority. No one wants them. Except when it becomes trendy for a minute. This minute, actually.
No one believes in bisexuality but everyone loves to fake it. Knock it off, all right? None of you are going to get invited to the next SFGate staff party with that attitude. It's okay, they never invite me either. So I guess we're all cool then.
Then again, some people like perceptions and stereotypes to be so very dead wrong. Some bisexuals expressed in comments on the stereotypes exercise that it's satisfying to be underestimated, in a way.
It was interesting to see "Burning Man" turn up in both male and female bisexual assumption/stereotype charts. Coulda hit that dust-crusted target with my eyes closed. It was truly fascinating to see "father" come up in "straight male" but not in "gay male" and "soccer mom" in "straight female" but nothing mom-like in "lesbian."
Just don't ask me to explain "manties." But "guyliner," no problem.
Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2009/04/23/violetblue0423.DTL#ixzz0yBV7FV6o