senior's tax return

[charles-smythe]

Senior's Tax Return. (USA) < >
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I just received an audit on my tax return for 2013 from the IRS. It puzzles me!!! They are questioning how many dependents I claimed. I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?"
I replied: "12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads;
42 million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; half of Mexico; 535 persons in the U.S. House & Senate; and 1 useless President."

Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO THE H*** DID I MISS?

[yungathart]

Looking to adopt one more? :)

[jem_is_bi]

Charles,
You forgot about me! Between, grants and research grants, since 1965, you paid for me to get 4 college degrees(BS,MS, 2 Doctorates) plus living expenses, new cars etc. Then, for 20 years your taxes paid for me to do medical research.

However, I suspect the people deciding to give me the money looked at it as an investment for the good of the country. Now, I pay taxes to 2 cities, 2 states and the federal government on a 6 figure income. Maybe, you should consider the positive financial benefits of us dependents of yours.

[pole_smoker]

Charles,
You forgot about me!Between, grants and research grants, since 1965, you paid for me to get 4 college degrees(BS,MS, 2 Doctorates) plus living expenses, new cars etc.Then, for 20 years your taxes paid for me to do medical research.

However, I suspect the people deciding to give me the money looked at it as an investment for the good of the country. Now, I pay taxes to 2 cities, 2 states and the federal government on a 6 figure income. Maybe, you should consider the positive financial benefits of us dependents of yours.


What do you do for work? What are your doctorates in? What sort of medical research do you do, or claim to do?

Which cities and states do you pay taxes for besides Dearborn Michigan?

[jem_is_bi]

What do you do for work? What are your doctorates in? What sort of medical research do you do, or claim to do?

Which cities and states do you pay taxes for besides Dearborn Michigan? Thanks for the reminder, about the property taxes to Dearborn, I was originally only including income taxes to cities, states, and federal government. Dearborn does not have an income tax.

[jamieknyc]

Seventy cents of every dollar we pay in federal taxes goes to pay Social Security and Medicare for that senior. Can I claim him as a dependent? And please don't let him get away with any BS about how he worked for it, because on what he paid in for most of his life, he would be getting $29 a month.