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firmsupportf
Dec 9, 2010, 7:52 AM
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there;
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads;
And mamma in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled down for a long winter's nap,
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer,
With a little old driver, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name; Now, Dasher! now, Dancer! Now, Prancer and Vixen!
On, Comet! On Cupid! On, Donder and Blitzen!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! dash away! dash away all! As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky,
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of toys, and St. Nicholas too.
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
As I drew in my hand, and was turning around,
Down the chimney St. Nicholas came with a bound. He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot;
A bundle of toys he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a peddler just opening his pack.
His eyes -- how they twinkled! His dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow; The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath;
He had a broad face and a little round belly,
That shook, when he laughed like a bowlful of jelly.
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself;
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread; He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings; then turned with a jerk,
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"

chook
Dec 9, 2010, 6:59 PM
BAHHH HUMBUG!!!!!!!!!!!!



Cheers Chook :bigrin:

Long Duck Dong
Dec 9, 2010, 7:47 PM
Twas the night before Christmas, we'd done it all over the house
I was still so damn horny, as was also my spouse.
Her stockings were thrown over the living room chair,
Her bra was still dangling from the tree over there.

Our toys were all tossed across our big bed
Which I used on her playfully while she gave me head.
She'd worn her satin blindfold, and this really shear lace,
Which I'd enjoyed touching while she sat on my face.

When down in our den there arose such a clatter,
I sprang up from the bed shouting "Now what the fucks the matter?"
Away to the stairs I flew with such speed,
Yanking it out of my spouse, so she damn near just peed.

The hand on the breast of this girl down below,
Her skin was so white, almost like new fallen snow.
And what to my wondering eyes should appear?
But this guy in some suit, with several naked girls standing near.

With a hard cock so obvious, as she jacked it real quick
I knew in a moment, she'd be sucking his dick.
More rapid than eagles, his cum it soon came.
And he called to the girls, and called out their names.

Cum get it now Marsha,
And Shasha you vixen.
And here's some for you
Donna and Trixen,
To the top of my prick
One of you now cup my balls
Then suck away, suck away
And make sure you get alls.

As creamy cum spurted from the tip as it flew,
When two knelt before him as he leaned forward to screw
And one stood behind him, another in front,
And she spread then her lips, as he licked her sweet cunt.

And then in a twinkling, I heard from behind,
My wife now approached, "Can we join? Would you mind?"
As I then turned my head, as he turned around,
Several of the woman took my wife to the ground.

I noticed just then he was as naked as me,
And his clothes now strewn on the floor with much glee.
He handed out toys to the girls standing by,
While several went down on my wife with a sigh.

Her eyes how they twinkled, her nipples rose cherry.
As each one was sucked, along with her berry.
His cock now it entered, sliding deeply inside.
And he thrust hard and deep, splitting her wide.

The stump of his prick as he entered and thrust,
And sucking her tits, which was also a must.
Then the cum how it spurted! All over her belly!
And he laughed, and he shot, and cream filled her with jelly!

Then he pulled out and sat there like some jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw that in spite of myself.
With a wink of his eye, and a twist of his dick
He motioned the girls to begin fondling my prick!

They spoke not a word, but went straight to their work,
And they now sucked and nibbled, and gave it a jerk.
Then laying a finger near the rose of my ass,
Up to the prostate they tickled, which made me cum fast!

And soon it was over, and with a whistle they flew
Out into the night, there was elsewhere to screw.
But I heard him exclaim as they drove out of sight,
"Sorry wrong house, but was still fun there tonight!"

DuckiesDarling
Dec 9, 2010, 8:09 PM
LOL Babe, one of my favorite Christmas Parodies below, enjoy :)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kJ8kE5Kf3g

another great one, I love Bob Rivers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JBHjDEHBFo